The Empire of The totally legit peoples empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 280 million totally legit peoples empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty Crown City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The thriving totally legit peoples empirean economy, worth 19.0 trillion Isles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,789 Isles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,534 per year while the poor average 13,954, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

An enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot, moonshine has made a resurgence, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The totally legit peoples empire's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The totally legit peoples empire is ranked 252,939^th in the world and 5,729^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.